Why Won't Pandas Have Sex?

We put them in nice climate controled zoos, give them all their favorite foods, surround them with other pandas, but they just won't screw each other. If humans had such luxury handed to them, half the people reading this right now would be humping instead. What's the deal with these stupid pandas?

According to news reports, most of them spend so much time in the zoo that they've never seen other pandas gettin it on. Apparently these colorless blobs need some kind of tutorial or instruction manual before they know how to bone each other. So, some genius zoo keepers in China created panda porno movies to show to the confused zoo pandas.

Right now you're thinking, "Where can I get my hands on some panda porn?". I looked around and could find no such genre of film, so I animated my own. Turn the volume on and enjoy.

What is PandaPorn.org ?

PandaPorn.org is the brain child of two panda loving brothers who like to make goofy shit and share it with the world. If you love it or hate it please let us know by emailing us Panda@PandaPorn.org